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Posted by Mick on March 15, 2010 – 9:59 pm

It’s Monday night and Stone Cold is on my TV.  How could I be anything other than happy?

I will look any man in the eye and say with no shame that I’m a Stone Cold mark.

SIDE NOTE:  In professional wrestling, the term “mark” has two meanings.  The first is a person who believes that the characters or events in professional wrestling are real.  The second meaning is a person who idolizes a wrestler to a point that others might find obsessive.

OK, I don’t idolize Stone Cold, and I guess I’m not such a big fan that others think it’s obsessive.  I don’t even have a shirt.  I want a shirt.  I should get a shirt.  What shirt?  The Austin 3:16 shirt, of course.  I’m just saying that when the entrance music starts my heart skips a beat.

SIDE NOTE REDUX:  My lovely wife just mistook a Bret “the HitMan” Hart for Dio.  I think that’s awesome.

What the hell is a shrimp blogger?  Must you be Australian to be a shrimp blogger?  I don’t think so, but you do have to say “blogger” with an Australian accent.  Any way you slice it, though, I’m certain that an actual shrimp blogger would fear a shrimp taco from Taco Bell.  I’m equally certain that, since I’m not a shrimp blogger and therefore have no professional responsibility to try all the shrimp there is to try, I will not be trying the shrimp taco at Taco Bell.

I eat at Taco Bell on a semi-regular basis.  I’m still not eating Taco Bell shrimp.  The line must be drawn somewhere.

Last night, I made reference to the fact that I’m not good at the making pretty.  I don’t have to be good at the making pretty.  I have the friends who are good at the making pretty.  And now, you’ve got access to one of my friends.  My favorite Spaniard, Javier Albarran (you might remember Javier from his work on sich films as Doctor Infierno), has opened a professional graphic design and marketing consultant service.  While part of me would love to tell you all about it, the rest of me is fully aware that I wouldn’t do it justice.  Instead, I want to make his marketing presentation available to you.  Check it out, spread it around, the man is good at what he does. Click the link below to download.

Marketing Presentation – designesdesino

Doctoro Infierno.  I love that movie.  I dearly love that movie.  One of these days I’m going to have enough money to have my own distribution company, and I’m releasing Doctor Infierno in the States.  Just watch me.

I’m also going to open a coffee house.  But not just any coffee house.  I’m going to open my own coffee house, and by my own I mean a coffee house for me.  You can’t go there.

Actually, some of you would be able to go there.  Here’s the plan.  I’ll have a store front coffee house that is never open to the public.  It will be open all day and late late into the night just in case I want coffee.  A few select friends will have keys.  You will have to have a key to get in.  Should I ever find out you gave someone else your key, you lose your key.  You can bring guests, but they better be my kind of people.  If one of your guests ever acts like a douchebag, you risk the loss of your key.  Choose wisely, my friend.

Imagine it, a coffee shop for us.  No yuppies, no posers, no hipsters (maybe one hipster – if I can find a proto-beatnik I’m cool with hiring him to sit in the corner and play bongos).  There will be a stage with a piano, an organ, an acoustic guitar, an acoustic bass, and a drum kit.  There will most likely be a screening room as well.

If you ever sit at the drum kit and you’re NOT an actual drummer, you risk losing your arms.  I will rip them off you, and I will beat you with them.

It’s almost time for Stone Cold to come back out.  I don’t want to assume too much, but I’m pretty sure he’s going to open up a can of whoop-ass on someone.  I must observe this behavior for myself.

Be good to each other.


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  1. 1. ShrimpSuck.org Said:

    I think they’re referring to our shrimp blog!

    http://www.shrimpsuck.org

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